Noman: So, how was work sweetie?
Nochild #1: I walked up to a customer and asked "Can I help you sir?" As I got closer, I saw it was a woman, but with a really thick neck and shoulders, and hair cut masculine.
Noman: (eyes widening) Oh, no. What happened?
Nochild #1: That was when fate stepped in to save me (grinning broadly)! It turned out she was Mexican, and didn't understand a word of English.